STOCK MARKET JOKES

Sometimes we take finance and investing too seriously. Remember to step back and laugh once in awhile. The following jokes offer a lighter, more humorous view of the world

1) My broker and I are working on a retirement plan. Unfortunately, it's his!  

2) A long term investment is a short term investment that failed.

3) A market analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today!

4) Q: Why did God create stock analysts?
    A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.

5) Stock markets went down today on the fears of a sharp fall.